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Review: Vanity by Jopen Vr9
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a nice, moderate color of purple, it is instead a bright fuchsia that made me gasp when I...
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BMS Factory has not made much of anything that's too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of bullets, and they designed the Jopen line, but that's about it. UNTIL NOW....
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Review: Life
The Leaf Life looks like something you'd pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat leaf or a pointy slug, the Life is manufactured by BMS Factory and comes from a line...
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Review: Swan Wand, Mini Swan Wand + Swan Curve
When I hear the word "swan," I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols of romance. Ostentatious pool floaties. And, because the folds of my brain are lined...
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Review: Sassy
I have some big news I've been dying to share. No, no, I'm not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh, why would I leave a city where I can get legal weed and open-air vulvas in my face at the...
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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that's looked like a sort of survivalist hedonism. I've been reaching for comfort sex toys, proven winners, rather than toys I'm...
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